Politicians and Cats: Sooooo, I had the best dream….maybe? Took place when Billary was in...
Sooooo, I had the best dream….maybe? Took place when Billary was in law school and Mitt Romney was there! So Mitt and Bill ran against each other as school president or something and of course, Bill won. But then Mitt saw Hillary and was like, DAMN, I am in love. And Bill was of course cheating on Hills all the time and Hillary wanted to get back at him so she started sleeping with Mitt on the side. omg it was great. HAHHAHA But like Mitt was crazy about her, but knew that she only loved Bill and was just using him. He was okay with it as long as he got to be with her. It was sweet. ANYWAY, then Bill found out that she was sleeping with him and got so jealous and mad! He went out to find Romney and he punched him, but Mitt was pretty in shape more so than Bill so I don’t know….he prob would have kicked Bill’s ass. and Bill was like “I beat you in politics, so you try and steal my girlfriend?” blah blah I can’t even go on…It’s too sexy and embarrassing and my rambling on is probably annoying. OH! ROn Swanson was also in my dream, but that was a different dream altogether.
ThE End.
^ THIS ISN’T EVEN ME
THIS ISN’T EVEN A DREAM I HAD
BUT IT IS EERIE HOW MUCH IT COULD HAVE BEEN
Mitt would have been victorious, though
(Source: clintonesque)
Tagged as: dreams. Mitt Romney. Billary. politics. lol I ruin that tag.
Reblogged from: clintonesque
Originally posted by: clintonesque
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^ THIS ISN’T EVEN ME THIS ISN’T EVEN A DREAM...HAD BUT IT IS EERIE HOW MUCH IT COULD HAVE...
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