December 2011
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Things I don't miss about being home:
Taking showers before important events and having my mom turn on the dishwasher and washing machine while I’m in the middle of shaving my legs My dad showering at the same time
Dec 31st
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I think a spider just bit my elbow…which is especially upsetting because I’m on my bed. I DID NOTHING TO PROVOKE IT, AND NOW IT IS ANGRILY LURKING IN MY RESTING PLACE.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I hate doing my nails. It is the worst. Why do I even try? They looked fine as-is…as-was…whatever that tense should be. Anyway it’s not worth it to paint them myself, even for fancy occasions. Ugh.
Dec 31st
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patplaysbass replied to your post: patplaysbass replied to your post: I just let out… I like to think I am a nice mixture of very classy and not classy at all It’s the Touchy way. A careful blend of gucave and the pugshed.
Dec 31st
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patplaysbass replied to your post: I just let out a burp that lasted literally three… So proud! You and my apartment are really bad influences on my classiness, I think.
Dec 31st
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I just let out a burp that lasted literally three seconds.
Dec 31st
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Why am I so tired This better not keep up this weekend I want to get my party on, and I need all my faculties to do it
Dec 31st
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Charlene: Petunia was in love with James Potter. →
keepcalmandtrusthedoctor: jamespotterlove: She was always jealous of Lily; this just made it worse. But when that little boy showed up on her doorstep, she look him in. For him. The only reason she treated him horribly was because of his eyes… the eyes that reminded her that she hadn’t gotten him. That Lily had. Now, I ask you. If this was true, would Petunia be a hero? Would she be...
Dec 31st
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Today I am closer to 40 than to my own birth.
Weird.
Dec 30th
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vitaottimista replied to your post: sleepycat tiiiiiime sleepycat sleepycat, what are they feeding you? yes
Dec 30th
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sleepycat tiiiiiime
Dec 30th
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casualcolloquialism replied to your post: I really need to delete all the Hannah Montana… NO. You know I won’t. I say I should, but you know I won’t…
Dec 30th
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b-is-for-bolivia replied to your post: I really need to delete all the Hannah Montana out… Dude I belt The Climb everytime I hear. And I feel no shame. Oh man, I didn’t say I’d delete my Mileybird. The Climb, Party in the USA, See You Again… That’s all staying.
Dec 30th
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I really need to delete all the Hannah Montana from my iTunes… Well. Except for Nobody’s Perfect. That stays, and that’s just the facts, folks.
Dec 30th
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jellybeing: i get really excited when i think about earth im so happy to be alive i really appreciate life in all forms i wish everyone else did  i wish we could just stop listening to LMFAO and go hiking and stare at how pretty our planet is and how great it is for giving us EVERYTHING.
Dec 30th
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b-is-for-bolivia replied to your post: ghettothugz replied to your post: So my citalopram… If they’re things that aren’t that bad and you shouldn’t feel guilty about them, then mabye that means the meds are working? Well I’m just not sure if I’m supposed to actually feel guilty for minor errors? Not like, darn, screwed up that test, but like things that are more ethically or...
Dec 30th
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allec-with-anxiety answered your question: So my citalopram has been working really well for… No, but I do think I want to try Citalopram ‘cause my medication is actin neutral these days…. I’m on 30 mg right now, and it works really well for me. Obviously it’s between you and your doctor to decide if you want to switch, but I like it.
Dec 30th
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ghettothugz replied to your post: So my citalopram has been working really well for… When I am off pills for a while and get back on, there’s this calm and I just am so chill that it makes me worried that I’m NOT worried or anxious. Is that sort of what it’s like? No. Just when I do stuff that I think maybe I should feel bad about even if it wasn’t actually that bad, I don’t...
Dec 30th
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So my citalopram has been working really well for my anxiety and depression, and in general I haven’t had any negative side effects besides tiredness if I take it during the day and vivid dreams (though that last one is more a neutral side effect than anything else). However, very recently I’ve also felt like I don’t feel guilty about things anymore; like, I haven’t done...
Dec 30th
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I have a sore froat :[
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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John Goneere Sentenced to the Pillory for...
perezhamilton: This is just soooo embarrassing for Maryland. John Goneere of the Maryland Colony has been convicted of lying under oath. His punishment is: “Nayled by both eares to the pillory 3 nailes in each eare and the nailes to be slitt out, and whipped 20 good lashes.” And he thinks having nails pounded in his ears will hurt, just wait until he meets the wrath of God!!! He’ll be...
Dec 29th
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utah-raptor: I just realized the bottom line of text in my sidebar header is two pixels to the right of the block of text above it. This is going to bother me forever. Or at least until I decide I’m not lazy anymore and remake it. So yeah, probably forever. Fixed. Also that probably should have said “banner,” not “header.” Whatevs.
Dec 29th
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“today i walked into walmart and didnt burn it down. it was agonizingly...”
– actual facebook post by an “occupy “protester”” who tried to have a “debate” with me last night (via andante-sostenuto) I think this is highly atypical of the Occupy movement (which I don’t put any of my heft behind, for the record), and as such, I thought I’d take this opportunity to...
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I just realized the bottom line of text in my sidebar header is two pixels to the right of the block of text above it. This is going to bother me forever. Or at least until I decide I’m not lazy anymore and remake it. So yeah, probably forever.
Dec 29th
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New Life Goal
patplaysbass: Procure two or more goats. Let said goats wander around. When asked who’s goats are wandering around: “Those are totes ma’goats.”  This is my friend and his name is Pat
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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There are Daleks in part of "Looney Tunes: Back In...
patplaysbass: utah-raptor: It’s probably the movie’s only redeeming scene, but I just thought everyone should know. http://youtu.be/AnsqfbF9mbY ^ for reference
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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There are Daleks in part of "Looney Tunes: Back In...
It’s probably the movie’s only redeeming scene, but I just thought everyone should know.
Dec 29th
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let it rain stars: To you, yes, you, the person... →
tuvee: To you, yes, you, the person reading this right now. You of imperfection, and awkward beauty, and insufficient but sincere efforts: you are so damn gorgeous and wonderful and you change and shape the world for the better by virtue of your mere presence. You are loving and caring and you create little miracles wherever your feet walk and your fingers touch. Please never forget that. Please...
Dec 29th
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What happens when the Doctor runs out of...
Audience Member: This question for Mr. Moffat. How are you going to keep doing the regenerations because, the Doctor is only supposed to have 12 and he's used them all up apart from that last one.
Moffat: First of all, he can regenerate 12 times and that would mean there would be 13 Doctors. What we'll do in the event that we reach that point, and we've had 13 Doctors, there's this emergency BBC protocol. We will....make something up.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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human-like-you asked: WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY.
Dec 29th
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It's 2:14 in the morning, and gotta say, my...
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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It’s good to have you with us / Even if it’s just for the day
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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guys guys guys guys guys guys guys
GUYS. I turn 20 tomorrow. …This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the Council For Awareness On Evelyn Turning 20. Thank you and have a pleasant day.
Dec 29th
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